Cheap Golf

Cheap Golf is a surreal, low-res physics minigolf game where you click and drag to launch a tiny digital ball through retro, minimalist, psychedelic courses built by an AI named Susan.

Welcome to Cheap Golf, a surreal, low-res physics playground built by an intrusive, passive-aggressive AI named Susan. She has spent her cybernetic life constructing an abstract minigolf gauntlet and now requires a human test subject.

The game uses a simple click-and-drag mechanic to launch a tiny digital ball, called a “boop,” across mind-bending maps. It combines retro, minimalist visuals with high-speed, instant-respawn physics puzzles.

Susan serves as the omnipresent host, commenting on your angles and progress. The course includes 140 levels across 3 massive episodes, with bizarre hazards, shifting architecture, moving platforms, and courses that morph and warp.